Party Wallflower Gifts

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

I could have danced all night!

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party Animals.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Cat Nip.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Bubbly

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Early photobombing

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Wolf Karaoke

The devil you know and his plus one

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.