Wandering Wallflower Gifts

"Let's do it! Let's move to Nicaragua!"

The experienced backpacker.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Weeds

No Mow May

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

Backpacker

Mega Corp. Last Rest Stop for 37 Doors.

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"So what the heck am I? Chopped liver?"

'Martha wants to travel and meet new people. I want to quit my job and run a brothel on the Mekong river...'

Wading Pool Watercolor

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

Fringe festival

'Aloha! What brings you to Hawaii?' 'The shirts.'

Holiday snaps of airport delays.

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

'Stop collecting wild flowers constable, we're looking for clues!'

'St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realised he was lost.'