Party Wallflower Pillows

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Mardi Gras

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Early photobombing

Bubbly

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Join me in a Martini?

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Beers

Shaken not stirred

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

The devil you know and his plus one

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Balancing two espresso martinis