Jolly Wallflower Pillows

"Yes but I had one before they were trendy."

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

'They got me for trespassing, grand theft cookie and trafficking Xboxes across state lines.'

Shy Man at Party

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

"I thought you might like to have a merrier brain for the new millennium!"

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

Santa Paws checking over his naughty & nice list. . .

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

"So what the heck am I? Chopped liver?"

'Say when.'

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

'I guess you could say the church garden is God's bling.'

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

Planting Joy

Elf Portrait

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

Dirty Job Christmas

'We bid a fond farewell to this quiet guy who worked hard and didn't make trouble..you know...what's his name.'

'You'll 'ave a lovely Christmas in ere, son. Just don't go too near the mistletoe.'

"Let's do it! Let's move to Nicaragua!"

Peeling sprouts.

Santa Claus on the scales

"Do you hear what I hear?" "Fweeet!"

Angry Santa Claus having his beard pulled by a little boy.

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