Jolly Painter Pillows

Elf Portrait

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Jackson Pollock as a child

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Happy Hog - Manet

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

The Hudson River School of Art.

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

Santa Claus walks dogs

Easter Egg Painting.

Children line up to talk to Santa

Man Painting Road.

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

Tuba Music

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'

I like when they leave something to the imagination.

Santa Paws checking over his naughty & nice list. . .

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

Christmas Spirit

"... Santa, eh? Do you have any form of identification?"

Romantic Painter

War artists.

'...Tis the season to be grazing, fa la la la la, la la la la. The weight we'll gain will be amazing, fa la la la, la la la la. Don we now our stretchy sweat pants, fa la la la la, la la la la. We'll be eating tons of pecans...'

Angelic Wine

'The problem with hibernating is that I miss out on all the Christmas fun every year...'

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Introverts' Heaven

Dirty Job Christmas