Jolly Decorator Pillows

Peeling sprouts.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Shelter Cat Nap

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I love these old decorations!"

Still Life With Nordic Track

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'The roof needs icing.'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Mice Cream

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.