Merry Decorator Pillows

'What can I use to get this paint off my shirt?'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Shelter Cat Nap

"I love these old decorations!"

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

"Can that be right?"

The Hammer

'The roof needs icing.'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Mice Cream

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."