Jolly Gardener Gifts

'Say when.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Planting Joy

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

The Phantom Of The Garden

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Planting Bird Seed.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Paving over the window-box

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

Hydroponic Gardening

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'