Jolly Season Lover Gifts

Santa's Elf.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Welcome Spring.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Scary stuff

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Fancy a pint?

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Believe me, I understand.'

"It's her first snowman."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Can you guess what it is yet?

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'Happy New Year!'

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

'I love holidays!'

Happy St Pancakes Day!

It's so nice outside I'm recording the Weather Channel to watch next winter!