Jolly Season Lover Pillows

Santa's Elf.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Welcome Spring.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Scary stuff

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Fancy a pint?

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'Believe me, I understand.'

"It's her first snowman."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Can you guess what it is yet?

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'Happy New Year!'

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

'I love holidays!'

Happy St Pancakes Day!

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.