Jolly Green Advocate Gifts

"Our next delegate will update us on the state of the polar ice caps."

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

All Natural Nothing

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Relax. They're just crows."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Raining Leaves.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Heart Disease Menu

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."