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"Our next delegate will update us on the state of the polar ice caps."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

All Natural Nothing

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"Not to mention the park view."

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Raining Leaves.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'