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'Your mother refuses to believe that I'm a Climate Change denier.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Climate Crisis

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'I blame global warming!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"