Green Advocator With A Twist Pillows

'Your mother refuses to believe that I'm a Climate Change denier.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

100% carbon neutral

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

New Road Signs to Watch For:

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'I blame global warming!'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Government a la Carte

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"