Jolly Dancer Pillows

Santa Claus on the scales

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Dancing Doctor

'I'm too hot to trot.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Yo ho ho!

"Merry Christmas"

Jumping Man

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Teddy Bear

Santa's Helpers

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Disco Dancing

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

A woman playing the flute

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Maybe this year..."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Elf of the Month

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

C is for Cracker

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Here he comes! Don't move."