Jolly Dancer T-Shirts

Santa Claus on the scales

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Dancing Doctor

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Fleas Navidad.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Yo ho ho!

"Merry Christmas"

Jumping Man

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Santa's Helpers

Teddy Bear

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Disco Dancing

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

A woman playing the flute

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Maybe this year..."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Elf of the Month

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.