Jokester With A Wild Side Pillows

Don't feed the bears vegetables.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

Men dancing

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

Acme Flyswatters.

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"'Ere -what's YOUR problem...?"

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

"It was worth a try."

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Celebrity Clown Rehab: 'And so how does that make you feel, Chuckles?'

Coulda Woulda Shoulda.

The little rascal! He knows we're watching him and that he's safe next to his warren, so he's mooning us!

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose.

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

"I was on my way to a costume party when I suddenly remembered Uncle Fred's funeral..."

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

This Sleigh Carries No Recalled Chinese Toys.

Too-Humble Pie.

"I thought we said no presents!"