Jokester With A Wild Side Gifts

Don't feed the bears vegetables.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

Men dancing

'Every pacemaker recipient is required to carry jumper cables...'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

Acme Flyswatters.

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

"'Ere -what's YOUR problem...?"

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

"It was worth a try."

Celebrity Clown Rehab: 'And so how does that make you feel, Chuckles?'

The little rascal! He knows we're watching him and that he's safe next to his warren, so he's mooning us!

Coulda Woulda Shoulda.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose.

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

"My fortune cookie says to call the food poisoning hotline."

"I was on my way to a costume party when I suddenly remembered Uncle Fred's funeral..."

This Sleigh Carries No Recalled Chinese Toys.

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

Too-Humble Pie.

"Have you seen my sticks?"

"I thought we said no presents!"