Jokester With A Love For Puns Pillows

Coulda Woulda Shoulda.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Pelobong

Men dancing

Leaving cards.

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

Nelson.

'Tender and Juicy.'

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Celebrity Clown Rehab: 'And so how does that make you feel, Chuckles?'

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

"If you like the baby pictures you should see the 'Making Of' video!"

I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose.

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

'Okay, we'll release one hostage, for six weeks!!'

'Good morning, 'DICTIONARIES' department for, like, Similes.'

"An olive or a twist?"

Summer Reading

'Question number one: Does your wife ask you questions from women's magazines?'