Joker With A Pint Gifts

'If I'm an agnostic, what's an atheist?' 'Never mind that. If I'm an atheist, what's an agnostic?'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

"It was a botched surgery."

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

Adult Absence Notes.

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

'A room with double beds, please.'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

A clown & his clone.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."