Joker Of The Sea Gifts

Sharks hate practical jokes.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"A catfish ate my homework."

'A room with double beds, please.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Hooks R Us.

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

A clown & his clone.

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.