Joker Of The Seas Gifts

'How about letting me off the hook.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Sharks hate practical jokes.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

Hooks R Us.

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

'Goodness, Edgar! That's not the least bit funny! You scared me half to death!'

"My trun!!"

Woman painting a man drowning.

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'Guess who?'

Jester.

Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle

"Did you repair the hole in the ... never mind."

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

Grass a-hoy!

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

'Like clockwork: As soon as the whale-watching boat arrives, Bruce leaps out of the water! What a show off...'

'What's all the fuss about? We've been social networking for years.'

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply? About that do-it-yourself boat repair kit I ordered...'

Messing about in Boats.

Sharks Eating Humans at Seaside Restaurants

A spider disguised as a palm tree preys on an oblivious castaway

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'