Joke Finders Pillows

Closing Laugh: Bingo

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

The Rooster Comedian.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"The hyenas started it."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Suffering from Cooties?

Useless add-ons.

Your lobster was off!

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Vegetarian Birds

Doggone

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Irritable trowel syndrome.