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'Sorry, but I write my own material.'

Polly txt speak

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Eat me"

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"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Amateurs."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Higher wisdom...

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

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"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Sistine Selfie

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

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