Joke Creator Pillows

'Sorry, but I write my own material.'

Polly txt speak

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Moses separating his Laundry.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Eat me"

Higher wisdom...

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"Amateurs."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Sistine Selfie

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine