Joke Artist Gifts

"Do I really have to add 'Just kidding' after everything I say?"

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"The Eggsorcist"

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Fishing from the Pier

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What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Bull Pen

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"It's obviously an original."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"The last doggy bag."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'You're breaking up...please text me.'