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"Do I really have to add 'Just kidding' after everything I say?"

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"The Eggsorcist"

Fishing from the Pier

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

Bull Pen

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"The last doggy bag."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"It's obviously an original."

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

'Can, you hear me?'

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'