Joining Sikhism Gifts

"You have no idea how long it takes him to wash his hair."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Monk Prompt

'She's still a novice yet.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Welcome."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Gates of heaven

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

"As usual, you're confusing your right to have an opinion with having your opinion respected."

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'Be wormier!'

No atheists in Heaven.

Family Tree DNA Test

'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

"Our integrated approach to medicine skillfully combines an array of holistic alternative treatments with a sophisticated computerized billing service."

"Think about it, we're both very clever: If we team up, we'll be unstoppable!"

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

"It tells me if your bill is fake or not."

'You know, folks, if they still haven't made you paranoid enough, here's something ELSE for you to think about.... What if Benghazi was just a DISTRACTION?'

"We didn't learn anything today. We had to unlearn what the substitute taught us yesterday."

"Ned's a lot more fun to live with since he stopped believing ANYTHING he sees on the internet."

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

Red Hat Society Members.