Joining Sikhism Pillows

"You have no idea how long it takes him to wash his hair."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Monk Prompt

'She's still a novice yet.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Welcome."

Gates of heaven

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

"As usual, you're confusing your right to have an opinion with having your opinion respected."

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Family Tree DNA Test

'Be wormier!'

'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'

No atheists in Heaven.

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

"Our integrated approach to medicine skillfully combines an array of holistic alternative treatments with a sophisticated computerized billing service."

"Think about it, we're both very clever: If we team up, we'll be unstoppable!"

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

'You know, folks, if they still haven't made you paranoid enough, here's something ELSE for you to think about.... What if Benghazi was just a DISTRACTION?'

"It tells me if your bill is fake or not."

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

"We didn't learn anything today. We had to unlearn what the substitute taught us yesterday."

"Ned's a lot more fun to live with since he stopped believing ANYTHING he sees on the internet."

'Don't be a fool, Kevin! How do you know that he's a certified teaching pro?'