Jog-talker Gifts

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Eat my dust!"

31. 19. 55.7.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

City Marathon.

Running

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Canada Goose Jackets

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Robot Jogger

Dog stretching before a walk.

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Women in a cross country race

Jogging Bottoms

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Hey, wait for me!'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Man and dog on exercise bikes.