Job Whisperers Gifts

"This is Mr Smith, he's our new recruitment expert."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Love your feng shui!"

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

'Your 11:15 is here, to ratify the new agreement.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"Your resume shows you have had numerous jobs and in all of them you were rather invisible."

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

WWW.World.com

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'We're projecting a profit, but not within our lifetimes.'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

'Are you hiding something from me?'

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

Happiness is a warm warm iPad.

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."