Contract Whisperers Gifts

Looking for a gift for the contract whisperers? Whether they’re closing deals or smoothing negotiations, these witty and bespoke items add a touch of humor to their busy lives. Celebrate their knack for sealing the deal with thoughtful, fun products that showcase their expert communication skills.

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"Great, I'll have my people threaten your people."

"Great, I'll have my people threaten your people." mockup

"Great, I'll have my people threaten your people." mockup

"Great, I'll have my people threaten your people." mockup

"Great, I'll have my people threaten your people." mockup

"Great, I'll have my people threaten your people."

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I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable.... mockup

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable.... mockup

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable.... mockup

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable.... mockup

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

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"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels." mockup

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels." mockup

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels." mockup

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels." mockup

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

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'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.' mockup

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.' mockup

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.' mockup

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.' mockup

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

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'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.' mockup

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.' mockup

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.' mockup

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.' mockup

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

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Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Have you tried turning it off and on again? mockup

Have you tried turning it off and on again? mockup

Have you tried turning it off and on again? mockup

Have you tried turning it off and on again? mockup

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.' mockup

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.' mockup

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.' mockup

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.' mockup

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

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'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?' mockup

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?' mockup

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?' mockup

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?' mockup

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

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'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

'Now go out there and sell yourself!' mockup

'Now go out there and sell yourself!' mockup

'Now go out there and sell yourself!' mockup

'Now go out there and sell yourself!' mockup

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

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"Now all we need is a good script."

"Now all we need is a good script." mockup

"Now all we need is a good script." mockup

"Now all we need is a good script." mockup

"Now all we need is a good script." mockup

"Now all we need is a good script."

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"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!" mockup

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!" mockup

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!" mockup

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!" mockup

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

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Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room. mockup

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room. mockup

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room. mockup

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room. mockup

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

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'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.' mockup

'Tell me more about your programmer.' mockup

'Tell me more about your programmer.' mockup

'Tell me more about your programmer.' mockup

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

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'Your 11:15 is here, to ratify the new agreement.'

'Your 11:15 is here, to ratify the new agreement.' mockup

'Your 11:15 is here, to ratify the new agreement.' mockup

'Your 11:15 is here, to ratify the new agreement.' mockup

'Your 11:15 is here, to ratify the new agreement.' mockup

'Your 11:15 is here, to ratify the new agreement.'

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Duplass Brothers

Duplass Brothers mockup

Duplass Brothers mockup

Duplass Brothers mockup

Duplass Brothers mockup

Duplass Brothers

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'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.' mockup

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.' mockup

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.' mockup

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.' mockup

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

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'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.' mockup

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.' mockup

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.' mockup

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.' mockup

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

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"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive." mockup

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive." mockup

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive." mockup

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive." mockup

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

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"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers." mockup

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers." mockup

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers." mockup

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers." mockup

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

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Computer whisperer.

Computer whisperer. mockup

Computer whisperer. mockup

Computer whisperer. mockup

Computer whisperer. mockup

Computer whisperer.

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we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system mockup

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system mockup

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system mockup

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system mockup

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

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'Then again - no pain, no gain.'

'Then again - no pain, no gain.' mockup

'Then again - no pain, no gain.' mockup

'Then again - no pain, no gain.' mockup

'Then again - no pain, no gain.' mockup

'Then again - no pain, no gain.'

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'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.' mockup

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.' mockup

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.' mockup

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.' mockup

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

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'We're projecting a profit, but not within our lifetimes.'

'We're projecting a profit, but not within our lifetimes.' mockup

'We're projecting a profit, but not within our lifetimes.' mockup

'We're projecting a profit, but not within our lifetimes.' mockup

'We're projecting a profit, but not within our lifetimes.' mockup

'We're projecting a profit, but not within our lifetimes.'

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WWW.World.com mockup

WWW.World.com mockup

WWW.World.com mockup

WWW.World.com mockup

WWW.World.com

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"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ." mockup

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ." mockup

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ." mockup

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ." mockup

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

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"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!" mockup

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!" mockup

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!" mockup

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!" mockup

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

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The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why. mockup

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why. mockup

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why. mockup

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why. mockup

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

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'Are you hiding something from me?'

'Are you hiding something from me?' mockup

'Are you hiding something from me?' mockup

'Are you hiding something from me?' mockup

'Are you hiding something from me?' mockup

'Are you hiding something from me?'

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"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"That last customer thinks I should fire you." mockup

"That last customer thinks I should fire you." mockup

"That last customer thinks I should fire you." mockup

"That last customer thinks I should fire you." mockup

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

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'Mom, Dad, it's nice of you to visit me at the store, but you know, I am working.'

'Mom, Dad, it's nice of you to visit me at the store, but you know, I am working.' mockup

'Mom, Dad, it's nice of you to visit me at the store, but you know, I am working.' mockup

'Mom, Dad, it's nice of you to visit me at the store, but you know, I am working.' mockup

'Mom, Dad, it's nice of you to visit me at the store, but you know, I am working.' mockup

'Mom, Dad, it's nice of you to visit me at the store, but you know, I am working.'

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You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.' mockup

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.' mockup

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.' mockup

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.' mockup

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

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This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight. mockup

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight. mockup

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight. mockup

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight. mockup

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

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'Excellent! Our tests confirm that the average shareholder falls asleep by page 9 of the 10-K. Place the notice of the IRS audit on page 10.'

'Excellent! Our tests confirm that the average shareholder falls asleep by page 9 of the 10-K. Place the notice of the IRS audit on page 10.' mockup

'Excellent! Our tests confirm that the average shareholder falls asleep by page 9 of the 10-K. Place the notice of the IRS audit on page 10.' mockup

'Excellent! Our tests confirm that the average shareholder falls asleep by page 9 of the 10-K. Place the notice of the IRS audit on page 10.' mockup

'Excellent! Our tests confirm that the average shareholder falls asleep by page 9 of the 10-K. Place the notice of the IRS audit on page 10.' mockup

'Excellent! Our tests confirm that the average shareholder falls asleep by page 9 of the 10-K. Place the notice of the IRS audit on page 10.'

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"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids." mockup

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids." mockup

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids." mockup

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids." mockup

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

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Contract Whisperers Gifts Collection

Contract Whisperers Mugs

Explore our range of humorous mugs designed for the contract whisperers—perfect for their mornings and negotiations.

Contract Whisperers Pillows

Find a humorous pillow that celebrates the secretive art of deal-closing—comfort and comedy combined.

Contract Whisperers Prints

Discover stylish prints that honor the craft of contract whisperers—perfect for office or home decor.

Contract Whisperers T-Shirts

Browse our collection of witty t-shirts for the savvy deal-makers in your life—ideal for showcasing their negotiation skills.