Job Satisfaction Explorer Gifts

"You talk about people treating you like a doormat as if that's a bad thing."

You Are Not Your Job

'Harrison's really taken to this work.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

"I've divided my workday into nine manageable segment that are each followed by a brief period of pessimism and regret."

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

Job complaints on road signs.

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

'I can't give you a raise... but I can rent you a cubicle.'

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

"Don't distress yourself, when I said he was on our critical list, I just meant that he's been critical about the food, the staff, and everything else!"

Just a little heads up!

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"After a thousand years you may receive a questionnaire on the quality of my torture. So if for any reason you think you can't give me all tens, please let me know."

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"The economy's terrible. I can't find anything in my field." "What field are you in?"

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

"She's always like this at this time of the month,short tempered, insecure,anxious,questioning why she does the job!" "PMT?" "Wageslip!"