Job Satisfaction Analyst Gifts

"She's always like this at this time of the month,short tempered, insecure,anxious,questioning why she does the job!" "PMT?" "Wageslip!"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"I've divided my workday into nine manageable segment that are each followed by a brief period of pessimism and regret."

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

Career Analyst "Well I've looked at your file and yes, your job is rubbish"

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Job complaints on road signs.

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'I can't give you a raise... but I can rent you a cubicle.'

Just a little heads up!

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

"Don't distress yourself, when I said he was on our critical list, I just meant that he's been critical about the food, the staff, and everything else!"

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

'Not in here, stupid - I don't need to!'

'Believe me, mister... I'm an old hand in capital procurement!'

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

"It's the boss's son, what can I do about it?"

"After a thousand years you may receive a questionnaire on the quality of my torture. So if for any reason you think you can't give me all tens, please let me know."

Mitch learned beneath his conscious thoughts, he felt small,inadequate,desperately in need of strength,competence, power.