Job Satisfaction Gifts

Fulfilment Centre.

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

Perks Of Working At Home.

Management: The illusion of control. Middle Management: The illusion of Usefulness. Wage Earners: The Illusion of Being Appreciated.

I enjoy my job, that's why I'm saving some for tomorrow.

"I love my job!"

"...WHO ARE YOU?"

"She's always like this at this time of the month,short tempered, insecure,anxious,questioning why she does the job!" "PMT?" "Wageslip!"

"He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone."

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"Did you happen to see that little note I left about your evaluation?"

Some jobs are less satisfying than others because they use few of the jobholder's skills and abilities, and the job itself forms only a small part of the finished product.

Will work for recognition.

"Shhhh....I'm at the office, but my skills are being appreciated and my pay reflects my hard work."

"I've been to the office..."

Lester P. Dunwoody. A mysteriously happy square peg in a round hole that none of us can figure out.

"I've divided my workday into nine manageable segment that are each followed by a brief period of pessimism and regret."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"So apart from the soul crushing workload mindless bureaucracy and jawdropping Lee done management are you happy with your work?"

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

"I don't think this is a good place to work. Every time I fire someone or lay them off, they actually celebrate."

"Getting a year end bonus makes me feel like I'm paid fairly for at least this one pay period."

"4 a.m. and I'm raring to go to work."

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."

'Why don't you quit your job and volunteer to be the keyword guy for my online business?'

'This is a very demoralizing place to work.'

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

Just a little heads up!

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

"Sir, I'm leaving my high-paying job in the manufacturing industry for a low-paying job in a service industry, because that's what's happening."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'I can't give you a raise... but I can rent you a cubicle.'

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'