Job Stress Analyst Gifts

'I used to work on a farm, but I got tired of all the rush-rush-rush.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'Sleep deprivation's the least of my worries; I can't get these amortisation bluebells to frangipane...'

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Death Boss

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Hypochondria Hospital

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Sinking sales

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"I'm your exit strategy."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Sold It All.

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'You're having a mid-life crises...'

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."