Salary Satisfaction Seeker Gifts

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"I've divided my workday into nine manageable segment that are each followed by a brief period of pessimism and regret."

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

Not much money, glory, or praise

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

Job complaints on road signs.

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'I can't give you a raise... but I can rent you a cubicle.'

Just a little heads up!

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

'I had a terrible day. . . but the money was good.'

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

'The only thing keeping me from being successful is not having a salary.'

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

Unemployment Office. Apply Here. What type of hourly waage were you thinking about? The pro-baseball type!