Job Retention Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone focused on job retention? Our collection combines humor and encouragement, making it easier to show support during career ups and downs. Whether it’s a colleague, friend, or family member, our products are designed to boost morale and acknowledge their resilience in the workplace.

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"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department." mockup

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

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'He's the only one that wasn't let go due to the bad economy and now he has survivor guilt!'

'He's the only one that wasn't let go due to the bad economy and now he has survivor guilt!' mockup

'He's the only one that wasn't let go due to the bad economy and now he has survivor guilt!'

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'Get out there and keep your job!' mockup

'Get out there and keep your job!'

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"The good news is that I'm still here after the boss cut our department by 33 percent."

"The good news is that I'm still here after the boss cut our department by 33 percent." mockup

"The good news is that I'm still here after the boss cut our department by 33 percent."

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"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat." mockup

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

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'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?' mockup

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

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"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up." mockup

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

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I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable.... mockup

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

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"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!" mockup

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

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37 years in the same position.

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The Rubber Ball Company

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"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday." mockup

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

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Very Difficult Conversations

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'Pick a contract...any contract!' mockup

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

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"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere." mockup

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

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'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.' mockup

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

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'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.' mockup

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

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'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.' mockup

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

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'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.' mockup

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

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'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.' mockup

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

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Danger Slow Sand.

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"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files." mockup

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

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In and Out Sourced.

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I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore. mockup

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

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"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye." mockup

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

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'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.' mockup

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

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'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.' mockup

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

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"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"Dear, did something happen at the office?" mockup

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

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'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.' mockup

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

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"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!" mockup

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

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Work Slave

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"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!" mockup

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

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