Losing A Job Gifts

'I'm glad you had the courage to speak up. Now I know who to fire.'

'Remember when I told you how indespensible I was down at the office?...I was wrong!'

Musical Chairs...

'You can stop worrying about job burnout.'

"Sure, I'll give you a second chance! You're fired again!"

'Better make it a double, Jake. I've had a really hard day.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'After having been 'non-retained', 'dehired', 'released' and 'set free' from previous jobs, I just want to say how refreshing it is to finally be flat-out fired for a change.'

'You've been a valued employee, Smythe, but your position has been terminated. Your remains will be put in a vase and sent to your current address.'

Shampoos R Us employee told to 'wash and go'

"The only safe space this company has is down the street at the unemployment office."

"I just lost my job, I don't suppose anyone has left one behind?"

'Breakups, divorces and firings are popular markets now.'

'Bad news and good news, Tomano... they're abolishing my job and I'm taking yours.'

'It was a bad day at the office, I got the sack so I decided to burn the building down killing everyone, and now I'm being charged with arson and 73 counts of murder.'

'I told him to take this job and shove it, and he told me to take this pink slip and shove off!'

"My wife thinks I'm out looking for a job..."

'Dammit, Federman, I thought I fired you four years ago.'

Caption Contest

'Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere.'

' . . . but have you had a nice time?'

Man is fired by fishing rod.

'I hate to have to let you go, but we need your space for a watercooler.'

Parliamentary Privilege.

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Very Difficult Conversations

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'