'Oh, and if you really want this job, there's one thing you shouldn't mention.'
Job Interview Prep Gifts
Looking for a gift or a confident boost for someone gearing up for a job interview? Our collection of fun and thoughtfully designed products can help lighten the mood while inspiring confidence. Whether it’s a mug to sip from during prep sessions or a print to keep motivated, we offer a variety of items to support and entertain. Show you care with a gift that encourages positivity and a bit of humor during a stressful time.
"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."
'How fast can you hype?'
"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."
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'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'
"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."
"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"
"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."
'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!
"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."
"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."
"And where have you previously moused?"
"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"
"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."
Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.
'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'
"There are no big jobs, only small machines."
'Pick a contract...any contract!'
'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'
'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'
'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'
"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."
"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."
'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'
'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'
'Yes, can I help you?'
'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'
Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"
'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'
How are you at decision making?
A very young man being hired as a groom.
"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."
"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"
'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'
Job Interview Prep Gifts Collection
Job Interview Prep Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for interviewees—funny, inspiring, and perfect for caffeine-fueled prep sessions.
Job Interview Prep Pillows
Comfort and humor combine in our pillows, perfect for creating a motivating workspace at home or in the office.
Job Interview Prep Prints
Decorate your study space with motivational prints that inspire confidence and keep nerves at bay during interview preparations.
Job Interview Prep T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that boost confidence and add humor to your interview prep wardrobe.