Jitterbug Lovers Gifts

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Giant Insect Alien

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

Millipede motorist

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'Never, Ever...drink that fourth cup of coffee in the morning.'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Carolling

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

"Play the old Winston jingle."

"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

'Could those 10 commandments be dumbed down to one short catchy jingle?'

Christmas Pianist

"Listen - he's playing our tune."

Dr. Burgerman's Jingle Removal

'It's for teenage girls.'

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

'I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT system!'

"I'll quit when it stops being fun."

"Damn, the son of a b***h is on internet time,"

Running statue.

'No offense, but I think I'd like to start shooting some full-scale models.'