Jitterbug Lovers Gifts

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

Giant Insect Alien

Millipede motorist

"Madonna's out early this morning."

'Never, Ever...drink that fourth cup of coffee in the morning.'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

Carolling

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

"Play the old Winston jingle."

"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

'Could those 10 commandments be dumbed down to one short catchy jingle?'

Geez, Bob, how many ladybugs did you eat?

Christmas Pianist

"Listen - he's playing our tune."

Dr. Burgerman's Jingle Removal

'It's for teenage girls.'

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

"I'll quit when it stops being fun."

'I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT system!'

"Damn, the son of a b***h is on internet time,"

Running statue.