Jitterbug Aficionado Gifts

A bug studying his Arthur Murray dance charts for dancing the Jitter Human.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"Well Darling, there you go, our own bit of swamp: A perfect place to raise a family..."

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

Ok, now I know why the other superheroes wear masks.

National Opera: Wriggletto

'Is there a rectal surgeon in the house?'

"I want you to leave here today with a message of joy!..."

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

"Man...I just finished this jigsaw puzzle in four hours and it said three to six years on the box!"

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

3. Proceed cautiously in the practice of yoga, as mistakes are hard to undo. 4. When jogging, watch your step. Too much steady pounding can result in a loosening of your internal organs and their slippage into one of your legs.

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'Never, Ever...drink that fourth cup of coffee in the morning.'

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'Size matters!'

'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"