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A bug studying his Arthur Murray dance charts for dancing the Jitter Human.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Well Darling, there you go, our own bit of swamp: A perfect place to raise a family..."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

'Is there a rectal surgeon in the house?'

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

National Opera: Wriggletto

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

'Never, Ever...drink that fourth cup of coffee in the morning.'

"Man...I just finished this jigsaw puzzle in four hours and it said three to six years on the box!"

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

3. Proceed cautiously in the practice of yoga, as mistakes are hard to undo. 4. When jogging, watch your step. Too much steady pounding can result in a loosening of your internal organs and their slippage into one of your legs.

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

'Size matters!'

Snail with Trumpet Shell Leaves A Music shop

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."