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"Som afterglow, huh?"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Extreme Bungy

Terry had a computer bug.

Exciting potato bugs.

'At ease, soldier.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

Bug hanging up stockings

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Flea Philosophy.

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."