Jewelry Humor Pillows

Man buying an engagement ring and asking for the lady's name not to be engraved too deep.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Cow and Milk

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

I think I have a gilt complex.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

The Queen

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Trump's mood ring

Orange navel has ring

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'