Quirky Jewelry Enthusiast Pillows

'Actually - they're my husband's gall stones!'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Posh Easter Egg

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"Pencil eraser."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

I think I have a gilt complex.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

The Queen

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

'Nice bling.'

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"