Quirky Jewelry Lover Pillows

no piercing...eartagged by aliens

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Pastry Hat

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

A watch face with Stonehenge

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

A Zircon Is Forever

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Posh Easter Egg

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Cow and Milk

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

I think I have a gilt complex.

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

"Great tights!"

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Do you like my bling?

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'