Quirky Jewelry Lover Pillows

no piercing...eartagged by aliens

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Pastry Hat

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

A Zircon Is Forever

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Posh Easter Egg

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Cow and Milk

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Snapshots in Time

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

The latest in Eyewear.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

Do you like my bling?

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

I think I have a gilt complex.

"Great tights!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."