Jewelry Junkie Pillows

Engagement Ring.

Really?

I think I have a gilt complex.

"I haven't lost my car keys once since I had my belly button pierced."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Cow and Milk

Posh Easter Egg

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Do you like my bling?

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Unbeknownst to Charlene, the new earrings that Burt gave her were actually bass lures.

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"