Jewelry Junkie Pillows

Engagement Ring.

I think I have a gilt complex.

"I haven't lost my car keys once since I had my belly button pierced."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

A Zircon Is Forever

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Cow and Milk

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Posh Easter Egg

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Do you like my bling?

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

The Queen

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.