Jewelry Humor Gifts

Man buying an engagement ring and asking for the lady's name not to be engraved too deep.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

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"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Cow and Milk

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

I think I have a gilt complex.

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On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Unbeknownst to Charlene, the new earrings that Burt gave her were actually bass lures.

The Queen

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.

Trump's mood ring

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

All our eternity rings carry a twelve months guarantee.

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"