Jewelry Humorist Gifts

'Still adding to your collection, Sir?'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Not you. Your hair.

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Ed's receding hairline!

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Tooth fairy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

I'm sure it's fake.

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Flight Socks.

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"Aperitif?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"