Jewelry Humorist T-Shirts

'Still adding to your collection, Sir?'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Ed's receding hairline!

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

Tooth fairy

The Dandy

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Bald Man Overcomb

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Flight Socks.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

The New Age Dentist.

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.